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The funniest thing I've found in a long while, been keeping a few of us giggling sporadically for a couple of weeks now. In a UGC, social media, content-focussed blah blah blah - for everyone who's had enough bullshit, brainwashing and bollocks - here's a site that proudly claims to be "the content-free encyclopedia"

A random smattering of snippets to whet your comedy appetites:

- A Kitten sniper during the wars. These were the deadliest kittens living on earth.

- “If war was a tangible object I would insert my penis into the inside of it.”

George W Bush on what he actually thinks of war

- Peace is the concept of having lots of drugs, hugging a couple of trees and then talking about things that only make sense when you are really drunk (or high). Now peace is a word used to win votes and make your friends laugh at parties.

- “Mass is the opiate of the religious.”

~ Karl Marx on Roman Catholicism

- Religion is a mental disease usually brought on by infection by the group VI reverse transcribing DNA virus called faith. Symptoms involve believing something just because someone (or occasionally a book), somewhere, says it's true. In this respect religion can be considered the chronic form of the lesser mental disorder gullibility. For synonyms, see bullshit. The official catch phrase of religion is "Give us your money, and you will have a good afterlife!"

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